Goddess Summoning 3 - Goddess Of Light by Cast P. C

Author:Cast, P. C. [Cast, P. C.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fantasy, Romance, Paranormal
ISBN: 0425201961
Publisher: Berkley
Published: 2005-04-03T23:00:00+00:00

Chapter 18

“I don't have a clue what to wear,” Pamela sighed into her cell phone.

“Something hot, but not too hot,” V said. “He has some explaining to do before you fall on your back, legs all akimbo again.”

“My legs were not akimbo.”

V's silence weighed heavily against Pamela's guilt-ridden ear.

“Okay, okay. Maybe they were a little akimbo,” she admitted.

“Pammy. There's no such thing as 'a little akimbo.' That's like being a little pregnant, or engaging in a little nuclear war.”

“Oh, God. I'm a slut.” She covered her eyes with her hand.

“Please. You've had sex with two men in, what, eight or nine years? That absolutely does not even begin to qualify you for slutdom.”

“But I slept with him on what was barely our second date,” she whispered.

“You don't have to whisper. You're alone. And you're making your case to the wrong woman here. Let us review the old joke. What does a lesbian take with her on a second date?” She paused expectantly.

“A U-Haul trailer so she can move in,” Pamela provided.

“Right you are. So you see, from my point of view I think you've shown amazing discretion.”

“You're right. I'm talking to the wrong woman,” Pamela said.

V ignored her. “Which does not mean that you shouldn't play it cool. At least for a little while tonight until Young Jedi Phoebus explains why he's cutting out on you in the morning and, more importantly, why he failed to mention that little fact before, during, or after your legs were akimbo.”

“I really wish you wouldn't call him that.”

“Why? I mean it as a compliment. Besides, according to your gushing descriptions, it fits him perfectly.”

“He's not like a Jedi. If you want the truth, he's more like a young god.”

“Oh, get a grip on yourself. Nothing trumps a Jedi Knight except Princess Leia.”

“Vernelle! You're so not helping.”

“Sorry. Okay, what to wear… How about that adorable little butter-colored silk dress, you know, the one with the spaghetti straps. It's a spring fashion staple and always a hit with the masses. You did bring it with you, didn't you?”

“Yes I did. And do you remember how low it's cut? Hello! It has spaghetti straps! Bare shoulders and cleavage do not add up to hot without being hot,” Pamela said.

“True. Okay. Did you bring those black slacks with you? The ones with the little slits that show a pretty glimpse of your calves?”

“Yeah, I think I did.”

“Wear those with one of your sleeveless shells. Just be sure it's a shell that's also high-necked. That way he gets to see a little of your legs and a little of your arms, and just the outline of everything else. Then if he's a good boy, he can unwrap the rest of the package after he's made amends.”

“V, you're incorrigible,” Pamela said.

“Yes, I am, but I also know what looks good on women.”

“You've got me there. Okay. I'll wear the slacks. And I won't sleep with him. Again.”

“Sleep with? You didn't say anything about sleeping with the Jedi. I may not be hetero, but even I know no one sleeps with Jedi Knights.

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